i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?
"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks